mugglebornheadcanon:

607. The muggleborns get smart phones and iPods and discover Tumblr. They find the Harry Potter and Hogwarts blogs and assume other wizards use technology too, not knowing they’re exposing themselves to muggles and breaking the International Statute of Secrecy.

(Source: butthatsnoneofmybusiness, via zestylemondrop)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via tr0llop)

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via coppertop-fox)